A Chevy Chase Style Christmas Tree Story

Every year, around July, I remember it. I laugh to myself. Probably out loud, in front of other people, at a really inappropriate time. That sounds like something I would do. I want so badly to read it, have a good laugh. But I don’t. I wait. It is a self-imposed Christmas tradition. And it… Continue reading A Chevy Chase Style Christmas Tree Story

Cobblestone streets are a pain in the ass

You know what’s a pain in the ass? Cobblestone streets. Seriously, how are these still being produced? I can understand, that way back in ancient times, the only way to make streets was with a mosaic of stones or maybe bricks. And that worked just fine, wheels were maybe a little more primitive too, and… Continue reading Cobblestone streets are a pain in the ass